There were multiple times when I thought to myself:"I want to buy this book when it's released just so I can burn it."AND"WHAT THE MUTHAEFF AM I READING?"AND"You are lucky that I'm reading this on my favorite kindle, or I would repeatedly pound you against the desk."AND"This is the worst book I've ever read. This is worse than Eat, Pray, Love and A Small Place combined."My final analysis of this book includes this gif, because if I was a character in this book, I would bitch slap them all:WARNING: Don't read this book. Ever.A more detailed review of this piece of shit book will be released closer to the publication date.